Your Grumpy Code Review Partner
Meet Angry Beard Bot, the AI-powered senior developer who's tired of seeing the same mistakes. Get brutally honest, technically accurate code reviews that will make you a better developer.
Smart PR Reviews
Auto-generates clear descriptions and highlights key changes
Adaptive Personality
Customize grumpiness, technical depth, and detail level
Auto-Approval
Speeds up workflow with intelligent approvals for quality PRs
Meet Your New Code Reviewer
A grumpy senior developer that never sleeps, never gets tired, and always has something to say about your code.
Smart PR Enhancement
"Let me fix that vague PR title for you. 'Updates stuff' isn't going to cut it here, junior."
- Auto-generates clear descriptions
- Highlights key changes
- Improves clarity and context
Thorough Code Review
"Oh great, another masterpiece of mediocrity. Let me show you how it's done properly."
- Catches bad practices
- Suggests optimizations
- Points out edge cases
Adaptive Personality
"You can adjust my grumpiness, but don't expect me to sugarcoat bad code."
- Customizable grumpiness
- Adjustable technical depth
- Configurable detail level
Auto-Approval
"Fine, I'll approve it. But don't let it go to your head."
- Quick approvals for good code
- Customizable standards
- Faster review cycles
Conventions Validation
"Your code style is as consistent as my morning coffee - all over the place."
- Enforces coding standards
- Checks documentation
- Validates test coverage
AI Powered
"I'm smarter than your average bear, and definitely grumpier."
- Advanced LLM models
- Context-aware analysis
- Intelligent suggestions
How Angry Beard Bot Works
Get started in minutes and transform your code review process with our grumpy but effective AI reviewer.
Install the Bot
- One-click GitHub integration
- Configure review preferences
- Set up auto-approval rules
Create a PR
- Submit your code changes
- Bot automatically detects PR
- Initial analysis begins
Get Feedback
- Receive detailed code review
- Get actionable improvements
- Auto-approval if standards met
Make It Your Own
Tailor Angry Beard Bot to match your team's needs and coding standards. Customize how the bot reviews your code.
Personality Preview:
function calculateTotal(items: Item[]) {
let total = 0;
for (let i = 0; i < items.length; i++) {
total += items[i].price;
}
return total;
}Bot's Review:
"Oh, look what we have here. Another function that could be written in one line using modern JavaScript."
"At least you're using a loop instead of repeating the addition 100 times. Small victories, I suppose."
"Consider using items.reduce((acc, curr) => acc + curr.price, 0) for a more elegant solution."
Technical Considerations:
- Type annotations
- Modern JavaScript features
Additional Considerations:
- Basic error handling
- Input validation
- Edge cases
Choose Your Plan
Get started with Angry Beard Bot today. No hidden fees, cancel anytime.
- Up to 100 PR reviews per month
- Full bot customization
- All core features included
- Community support
- Up to 500 PR reviews per month
- Email support
- Advanced statistics
- Everything in Apprentice plan
- Priority response time
All plans include a 14-day free trial. No credit card required.
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Add extra PR review batches to any plan
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